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Ridiculous Top 10
Every month we rank the most gloriously absurd things money can buy in the Principality — from submarines inside yachts to tailoring for dogs. Each entry is scored twice: once by a father who has spent twenty-five years here, once by his twelve-year-old daughter.
- Entries ranked
- 10
- In the archive
- 2
- Most ridiculous
- 87/100
1Property Up
Villa Gloriette
Six bedrooms, one lift for the cars
20,000,000 EUR
A hillside villa with a car lift, a wine cave nobody drinks from, and a sea view priced by the millimetre.
Food & Drink Down
The 1,400 EUR Beach Club Lunch
Two courses, one bill, no regrets admitted
1,400 EUR
Yachts New entry
Superyacht With Its Own Submarine
78 metres, and a smaller boat inside the boat
195,000,000 EUR
Grand Prix Up
Grand Prix Balcony For Four
Three days, one balcony, catering included
96,000 EUR
Watches Down
Diamond-Set Dive Watch
Water resistant to 300m. Never wet.
168,000 EUR
Cars Down
Hypercar Used For School Runs
1,600bhp, average speed 11km/h
2,900,000 EUR
Property Holds
Penthouse With A Private Ice Room
For after the sauna, in a country with no winter
34,000,000 EUR
Food & Drink Down
Gold Leaf Cappuccino
48 EUR. Tastes of cappuccino.
48 EUR
Experiences Down
Helicopter Transfer To Nice
Seven minutes. 190 EUR a minute.
1,330 EUR
Fashion New entry
Bespoke Dog Wardrobe
Four seasons. For a dog.
9,400 EUR
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